I get this vision when I see 90% of those brands:

An abandoned, gold wrapped F40.

When pigs fly.

It’s very sweet like pineapple and banana with a mild oniony/ sulfuric after taste.

my son jumped in our Airboat and crunk her up

a customer could not enter a McDonald’s and order just a slice of cheese

Going a little fast there, buddy. Where’s the fire? *Points back at police officer’s car.

Weird, I was picturing an actual slide out bed like a cabinet drawer mechanism.

Have they checked the floormats to be sure they’re not getting wedged against the pedals?

Every single grocery store does this.

I hope this plays when the car detects an accident

Oh, wow. R.N. is gonna knock this gopher ball right outta the park.

Or impressively stupid. I think both.

137 in a 5 is stupidly impressive.

I see big things on the horizon for the XT4

Damn. When I read the headline, I thought he was considering the purchase of a vehicle with actual crime boss provenance. Something that was once owned by a noted mafioso. I came here to see which Don’s car was for sale.

Do you really want the answer to that question? 

“Enhance.”