Wait... they just stole that money... why they throwing it away!?

from the styling choices, 2001-era Shakira waits in a car while Coolio gets robbed by a girl group in an abandoned motel?

If this were a regular custody case it would be cut and dry. Keep the status quo. Everyone is pretty much wrong here. But I feel like using such an important law as a legal loophole when things don’t go your way cheapens it. It’s how most laws break down. We start off with a useful law and it’s widened a little more…

Good call.

Are you judging my lifestyle choices!?! HOW DARE YOU. If I weren’t so hungry and sleepy and in need of flute music I would block your path!

hot take:

Hey, if a rape is “legitimate,” the female body has a way of shutting the whole thing down.

The weird thing is all this racist fervor is kicking in at a time when crime rates are dropping, pregnancy rates are dropping, affirmative action has disappeared, taxes are low, welfare rolls have disappeared - yet black people are still being scapegoated. Rural white Americans - it is not our fault your lives suck.…

So, if you get raped by a stranger, don’t abort the baby because that’s bad, but we won’t acknowledge its existence when it’s born, either.

Here’s the thing, journalists could actually do their damn job and fact check republicans when they make claims that there is no precedent that a president in his last year in office gets to nominate a supreme court candidate, instead of asking the question like it’s a legitimate idea. I am sick and tired of…

Interns.

Hillary knows two things: 1, that she was going to lose the fuck out of New Hampshire. 2, that she is going to ruin Bernie’s whole entire shit going forward.

Oh my god my heart rate has been erratic on my fit bit recently too. But I’m pretty sure it’s an adderal combined with too much coffee baby. Follow me at @AdderalCaffeineFitBitBaby

As far as I can tell? They’re voting for Trump because they hate the Republican establishment for lying to them for, like, twenty years, promising them wildly unrealistic things while selling them out to the 1% for their own gain.

BEST NEWS EVER

There is a whole lot of individual variability. Some women will have kids with FAS after only a few exposures to alcohol and some can be shit-faced for their entire pregnancy and have perfectly healthy children. There can even be different outcomes for the same woman between pregnancies; she might drink through two…

Attorney here, working with families involved with child welfare. I represent parents and children, and all my clients are indigent. This is so incredibly spot-on. After six years of seeing addiction, domestic violence, neglect, all varieties of abuse, mental illness, and myriad other problems, it’s clear to me the…

inherent value that cannot be quantified by man

Are you saying that there is a Basilisk in Atalanta and there house is the only safe place?