I don’t even know what to say.......

omg doublestuffed oreos i support this missandry for president of the planet forever

I don’t care what this person is arguing for/against: I automatically disregard statements like this made with randomly capitalized words.

I mean, if people don’t want to vaccinate their kids, they don’t have to - this bill isn’t requiring compulsory vaccinations. You can still choose not to vaccinate your children so long as you home school them and keep them out of daycare, right? Seems fair to me. I would guess that many courts would view preventing…

I once tried to text “Bah humbug” to a friend of mine who was being overly chipper during the holiday season. My phone autocorrected to “Vag humdinger”. And now that is what I say all the time.

Holy fuck, I am seriously dying. That is amazing. I hope whoever did that gets a raise.

Here you go:

Me, IRL:

I must need a Palin-to-English translator to understand this woman.

“We only trust 5-4 Supreme Court rulings when we’re the five, like when they put Dubya in the White House! Rulings that go 4-5 prove that the entirety of the court system needs to be abolished! Argle bargle activist judges mutter SJWs blah blah blah kvetch”

At what point should I stop drinking tears if I have to drive later on?

“I do not want any lectures”

Scalia is a treasure.

I feel like the only way someone’s feminism could be wrong would be if you didn’t support equality, were a TERF, or a “pro-life feminist” (sorry, I don’t buy it). So, saying that the ERA might not be the best avenue of achieving equality is NOT bad feminism (or maybe it is, but that can be a good thing. Have you ever…

Jaden, pls give me your drug dealer’s number.

There’s nothing wrong with your feminism. It’s absolutely valid to argue that the ERA would be legally redundant and even *gasp* patronizing.

“Girls who have been raped are normally fucking crazy; you actually seem really normal and pretty stable.”

Yes, I’m sure that when he said, “You’re raping our women and taking over our country,” he was mad about Christians. That’s definitely it.