No, it makes perfect sense. If you don't report the numbers, you can't compare which schools have the highest reported rates of sexual assaults. If you can't compare schools, you can't attempt to make informed decisions about which schools are safest, or at least have the best track record of dealing with these…

~Raises hand~ I'd totally do one of these, if you kind folks would have me. I'm a 30 something who is constantly balancing the more mellow looks required by "normal jobs" and the heavier paint required by my alter ego who works in nightlife and events, and has to paint for dim lighting without forcing it into drag…

I want to do one of these so bad. Since I turned 30 I have been high-fiving myself daily for finally understanding my own skin and how to manage it. Also I figured out how to do eyeliner that lasts all day, even when I am teaching and get all overheated and worn out. I WIN ADULTHOOD.

She probably "did" (I recognize this is a show, not real life) what a lot of us did/do, charge that shit to a credit card because it's a helluva lot cheaper than a baby.

There was a time where I replaced everyone in my life with him. Those were good days.

I was imagining her as an evil megalomaniac. It's my own EL James fanfiction.

I was too late to the other discussions so my comment won't get seen.
Blah blah blah, I'm truly sad about Stewart leaving. I'm not going to say anything original about that.
This is what I want people to read: Comedy Central needs to pony up the fucking cash and replace him with Tina Fey! She is the only person with…

Oh well, I guess teens will find other ways to have abortions that will be totes safe and what not. Not like anything bad could happen from removing a fetus yourself right? Here's some food for thought.

Proof positive that they do not really make kids movies for kids anymore.

The other bad girls–bad women–are the ones who like to be naughty, might go out and play and get hurt and then, you know...

I'm glad I'm not the only person that thought the same thing. Why didn't she turn and run for it!?

Also, raise your hand if you've ever gotten ridiculously drunk on wine or beer.

Raise your hand if you went to a college that prohibited liquor yet you still drank it any way. This will accomplish nothing except deflecting the issue.

My favorite is the dumb motherfucker who didn't read the piece and thinks Obama ruined America. He's precious.

#munchkintruther

I AM ACTUALLY FUCKING CRYING RIGHT NOW

you're a 100% correct

That's enough internet for today. I'm out. Good bye y'all, I'll remember you all in therapy.

You're right. My bad. They're still disgusting human beings and deserve prison for life