If you need some of us DC Jezzies to bring you drinks or other goodies that are legal here so you can maintain some bit of sanity, let us know.

Today I sat in my office and listened to a coworker and additional collaborator write the request for proposal for a multi-million dollar multi-year study on pregnancy and drinking (if we’re lucky they’ll include all substance use bc the issue is really the 5x increase of babies born addicted to opioids in the past…

Important a clarification questions: How much alcohol or drugs would I be able to consume first? Would I be able to partake in one of those PTSD memory eliminating drug trials afterward? Would go fund me allow a campaign to pay for the therapy I would possibly need? Would everyone else know about it?

Overall liked it a lot while I was on it. Only downside is that you can definitely feel it during sex. It used to fall out/ get pulled out during sex (sometimes like a bracelet on the BFs parts), so that is definitely something to watch out for (or turn into a fun game).

This panda is clearly living his best life.

This is accurate.

Side note- I'm back in the grays and it is very sad :(

Definitely love my cup, but the first few months did force me to become intimately familiar with my vag while trying to get it out. There was also an unfortunate loud suction-y noice incident that happened in a bathroom stall right next to one my boss was in. Still worth it.

I went to graduate school at Catholic University (it was a surprisingly liberal program and they gave me $$$ so don’t judge...girls gotta do what a girls gotta do to get a grad degree) where all of the march people gather before and after the March. About 3 years ago it was super cold and I was trying to get to my…

I followed you after maybe the 5th comment I read of yours (this was a little while back and I had just figured out that I could follow people). I’ve always appreciated/enjoyed what you have to say, and think you add a lot to the Jezzie comment corner of the world (in a positive way, not a too much way)

For you and BCO, Pinkham, I will gladly put up with some adds (also I can be cheap sometimes so between paying actual $$$ and dealing with a few ads/pop-ups, I pick the ads)

I know it's just a blog, but I'm very mad at the internet right now

Rusty was found in Adams Morgan! I think he was like “f all these tourists visiting me- I need a drink.” Also I think he was sick of being upstaged by bao bao. He’s a red panda after my own heart.

I needed this SO badly today. Thank you thank you thank you

I just don’t think we’ve taken the appropriate amount of time here to truly appreciated that Trump quote. The sheer beauty of it. The grammatical finesse. The dead-end, truncated, half-thoughts that really don’t mean what he meant them too if you take it all every literally/ at face-value.

Just as I thought I couldn’t possibly get through my work day without a pick-me-up, BOOM this is posted and life s so much better (I basically live vicariously through your description of these boxes).

I need to go back and re-watch the koko playing with kittens video after this devastating news.

False- recently (over the past year +) the metro has been insuffrrably bad. The infrastructure is crumbling, which has resulted in an unreliable, unpredictable system riddled with delays. For example, over the past 2 weeks my commute to work has taken anywhere from 30 min- 2 hours (on the exact same stretch of metro…

Yes!!! Omg I can not even begin to express my love for these shoes. I have horrible knee problems and had surgery this summer. These precious gems have made getting back to running post surgery so much easier (plus my surgeon is super pleased with how I run in them and how much better my knee has been). I have tried…

Yes!!! Omg I can not even begin to express my love for these shoes. I have horrible knee problems and had surgery…

I love this show (and her acting in this show) so freaking much!