Omg thank you for this

Also, your name makes me miss broad city so much. I'm gonna go watch every episode of that now so I can stop thinking about how a guy who barely knows me thinks getting me pregnant will make him really feel like a man.

The guy i’m currently seeing said right after sex “I can’t want to knock someone up. I think it will really make me feel like a man.” We’ve only been together a month.

I wasn’t saying I agree with charging teens as adults. In fact, as a developmental psychologist, I am very against it. Teens often can be completely rehabilitated with the right treatment. I was just trying to make a point that it (charging teens as adults) happens so often, especially in the south (I’m sorry…

Can we replace the guinea pigs with puppies???? At least every once in a while?

Exactly! Or at least (at a very bare minimum) counselling for the victims with a TRAINED professional - pastoral counselling is not a substitute.

Let’s just state the obvious here - if it were any other teenager (with a few exceptions for celebrity kids), he would have been charged as an adult and spent a very long time in prison (which is the acceptable punishment here).

Watching this after smoking was not a solid life choice. Bad decision. Mistakes were made.

Well, there was my first Holy Fuck on the episode

And thus concludes today’s Very Important Math Lessons brought to you by Sipowitz. Thank you, kind professor.

WHY THE HELL IS THERE NO SCANDAL THRED THIS EVENING???

I am one of those followers (although I have Lunette) and then me tell you it was the BEST decision. Absolutely love it. Going to be entirely honest, the first two months were a nightmare. It’s weird to get it in quite right. I spent two days thinking that it was never ever coming out of my body again. But then that…

Don’t temp me, because honestly, there’s a good chance I would actually take you up on that offer

This probably comes as a shock to no one, but I’m also a rape crisis counselor (go to hospitals and court cases and such with survivors) and work on a hotline. I think it is just something in someone’s personality that draws them to it. Lots of self care and hanging out in the Jezebel comment section is necessary to…

I actually analyze all CPS cases in the country and other child welfare & mental health data. It gets really f*ed up sometimes. Thank you for the internet hugs. They are always appreciated.

This past year part of my job was to hear all of the details about this case as they found them out, and write up the details for a national analysis of both child maltreatment in general and child maltreatment fatalities. This woman has been haunting me for months.

I drunkenly collapsed onto one of the deans who was chaperoning. She kind of broke my fall, but I still ended up on the ground laying at her feet. My skirt flew all the way up so I was on the ground with my ass fully exposed for the dean to see. Added bonus, I was wearing a thong. Thank god it was senior year.

It scares me how true that is.

You are right, it is not full custody. Many rapists do not get long sentences, so once they get out of jail they have visitation rights.

Ashley Tisdale’s parking job looks just like many of my parking jobs. Celebs - they really are just like us.