I know I'm just a shy lurker, but damn, I'm really going to miss you.

they definitely are disgusting and deserve to be in prison for the rest of their lives (sometimes I'm not sure my humor comes across correctly comments)

It wasn't the defense who brought up quesadilla. The prosecution used it to show that he wasn't black out drunk because 30 min before the rape he was able to correctly spell quesadilla. New rule of thumb: if you are sober enough to spell you are sober enough to know not to rape.

Pretty sure he was admistering the dementor's kiss. That's the only thing I can see him being capable of.

The mysteries of Jez/Gawker

Voting for Walker is a bad thing. His policies have slowed job growth. He lies about his positions and past actions on important issues. WI is trailing the nation in so many important areas right now (the economy, education, basic rights for people), and it is completely Walker's fault. He has been a failure of a…

This only thing that could have made this better is if they banished a boggart.

I recently saw Britney's show in Vegas. I have NEVER seen a singer phone it in more. Since she was lip syncing, I hoped that she would at least give some effort to the dancing. Nope, nope, nope. Almost 30 mil for completely half assing a show is a sweet deal. J.Lo still has it going on. She will do an AWESOME job.

"A girl who doesn't want to or cannot ask her parents' permission to abort will essentially be put on trial, and the state will be allowed to call witnesses to the girl's character — teachers, friends, and coworkers — who will deem her fit or unfit for an abortion."

My mother watches it... religiously. Every new episode, every rerun. This was the final thing that convinced me I must be adopted.

Of all the things to be disturbed by in this, it's really the semicolons that are killing me most; and the semicolons; and the semicolons

I just really want Dame Maggie Smith to get on Twitter. Also to be my grandma- but I'll settle for the Twitter thing.