The real conspiracy for the mongoloid Kentucky fans to delve into is how in the hell is like half of the NBA former Kentucky players, yet you have 1 title since 1999? The FBI should look into that!

The venn diagram of Kentucky Basketball Conspiracy Enthusiast and Trump Voter is a perfect circle.

ELITE levels of delusion.

I was on kick return for hs football. After the other team kicked off, the guy I was assigned to block ran me over, like I wasn’t there and tackled the ball carrier. Their next kickoff, when he came running at me, i took a knee, punched him in the balls, and flipped him over my shoulder. He sat out the rest of the…

Hey man, why are you trying to steal Deadspin Hall of Famer Carl Monday’s job .

So I used to work at the library in college. One of my jobs was kicking out people who watched porn or started JOing. It was primarily homeless people. The one day, there was a super animated homeless guy (not JOing, just really animated). We assumed he was watching porn. As it turned out, the dude had been on hour…

For years, one guy in the Dallas Mavericks sales department would come into the office and watch porn at his desk.

I feel like this is a good sentiment but you give terrible examples.

If you squint hard enough, the little words that make up the text of the article all say “HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Walking Dead fans you wasted so much of your life,” on repeat.

I gave up TV for a good while, after years of slavish devotion, and then started coming back, late to this “golden age.” That time off really fucked me for caring about keeping up with new shows, though. My attention span and suspension of disbelief are pretty much gone, while my “MST-honed” irreverence for media is…

He should have been Incognito.

“And honestly had Justice attended the game in a pair of JNCOs and one of those Taz And Bugs Bunny Are Dressed Like ‘90s Rappers t-shirts...”

Screw Dunk City.

You could bathe all the dogs in Maryland with those UVA tears

UMBC: officially the second-best four-initialed school in NCAA tournament history!

Here’s the thing. It wasn’t close in the second half; it wasn’t even close. UMBC slowed the game down to Virginia’s snail pace then outworked them. Also it was a speed difference, as Virginia defenders couldn’t stay with UMBC’s guards.

Is it wrong that as a Kansas fan I’m just happy it wasn’t them because in the back of my mind I kinda always assumed it would be?

I just enjoy watching the fans crying in the stands like their family just died or something

Not even close, i was in high school and could have lost my virginity to a college girl and instead got spooked by her come-ons and played vids with my buddy at his house instead.

Dred Scott v. Sandford is still the worst decision ever.