“So yes, I am only just now playing through one of our GOTY choices”

but also

You don’t. You’re trapped there forever. With Lanny. Walking slowly for eternity.

Ah yes, lets blame video games for the fact kids face innumerably greater barriers to exactly the rose tinted childhood you’re recounting.

I’m about to turn 39 years old, and I both remember bikes littering the yard of the house you knew all the neighborhood kids were at- and also know DAMN well better than to blame…

This was....an article.

Someone wrote it.

Some one was an editor on it.

Someone approved it.

Feeling good there, Ken? About the whole semen-water Fortnite article. That you spent part of your time on this earth writing. Hoo, boy.

Kotaku:

Where a 98 second clip has a FOUR mandatory ads: one before, TWICE during, and again after.

WTF Kotaku...

It would be one thing to fail.

It’s another thing entirely that they were hyping the release last week, and shit talking the people who pointed out the concerns around it.

Just to absolutely shut down and fail the next week, inside of 4 days after the launch.

Absolutely this was a scam.

Word count =/= quality

Case in point - you guys ran an article with the EXACT same emphasis on word count for D4's FIRST season patch, and the results were absolutely ass.

To hell with this, have you guys seen Against The Storm????

There’s a good reason it’s sporting a 94-95% across all Steam Reviews both recent and historically.

Lucas has gone on the record, the whole Sith Jar Jar things is fabricated BS from the fanbase.

I once heard a guy retell how he got to be at a big celebrity event where Lucas showed up, and he worked up the courage over the night to go and ask him about it, and Lucas literally just stared at him, groaned, and walked…

When did Kotaku become TMZ?

Is this why you got into this career? To muck-rake up a bunch of assumed slander predicated on your own negative lens on the world?

This is a gross article. You should feel gross for writing it with no evidence and 100% celebrity gossip BS.

There it is.

The single stupidest take I have ever seen on a Kotaku article ever.

Gloriously stupid, impressive even.

Pretty sure they won’t/can’t “patch-out” a 30 FPS cap. considering it was 60 FPS when it release TWENTY YEARS AGO, it’s frankly inexcusable they would shit this thing with such a ridiculously hamstrung framerate.

People die from laser blasts in every single episode. You’re missing the point entirely.

Do you even pay attention to what’s going on? They stun the clones because they are their brainwashed brothers. Part of the central story arc right now is how they’re trying to intervene in a coming purge of the clones because more…

Thank you, I had to re-skim the article more than once like “where’s the unhinged cringey part?”

It’s a bad take, but the worst take here is the article writers unhinged cringey need to make the headline clickbait.

F-that behavior more than any other on display here. Shame, Kotaku, shame.

I basically said the same thing as the first comment the other day right after this article dropped and the mods apparently rejected my comment, because somehow its not on here. Bunch of shills.

Trying to plug the failure that was 2042 feels very cringe and shill. I’m not sure they deserve any credit for reducing the size of their dumpster fire over a year late by making you pay for cut content.

I’m not sure you can tell from up there on your soap box, but a lot of people are certainly able to fully grasp that any adaptation that drives off the central star that made fans enjoy the show is certainly not a good adaptation, and doesn’t “slap”.

Faithful or otherwise, if you lose Cavill, you’re not going to make…

Path of the Titans was CATA

proving once again the EA and DICE have NO FREAKING clue where they went wrong.

The lack of a solo narrative campaign was absolutely NOT the issue with 2042.

At this point someone should just tell them to re-release BF3 with all DLC and a graphics update and call it a day. They’re so hopelessly lost as to what they’re…

Literally worthless article. You get two paragraphs in and this guy tries to talk trash about the Halo 1 pistol? You basically just eviscerated any credibility you had for the rest of the article, and it warranted closing the article on the very first slide because of it.

Womp womp.