Roy-t happened?

I felt guilty starring this

Well researched. Well written. If your out of the job next week you should send this to Algaezeera. They’d love it.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2008_Outb…

This is not a very good Drew Magary impression.

No snark, Hannah Storm handles these unfortunate and unenviable reports with aplomb, striking just the right balance of professionalism and humanism.

more like Leonidas of ‘Roids.

To celebrate, everyone in the green pool!!!

No, but this is also a Summer Olympics being held in winter.

Ohhhhh the Double Wide

yeah. who the hell wears socks in the house?

Ummm....you forgot fried chicken breast as a viable sandwich bread...

I’ll just lift up my leg and wipe the rim off with my sock, then go about my business as if nothing happened.

but his character made him that six-tool guy

That last sentence is redundant, Mr. Bacon

Really sad. He’s gonna have to carry that weight for a long time.

You can always tell when swimmers beef. Just look for the bubbles.

whenever she participates in a race, but the only person capable of beating Ledecky is past versions of herself.

Men’s Swimming Olympic Gold Medals since 1896: