“Our culture is filled with bars and strip clubs on every corner.”

Unfortunately, no camera angle clearly showed the fate of the ball.

The Magic Number is and will forever remain at 69

Wow it’s not just Jared Fogle knocking out teeth with his balls

More cupholders.

I’m sorry, I cannot get behind you re: that statue. That thing is fucking excellent. If I were a billionaire, I’d certainly have a statue built in my honor of me leading a charge of panthers with a football in hand as my weapon of choice. FUCK YEAH

A Crimson Tide lifts all boats.

Fwiw, the Missouri state capitol also has some pretty badass murals:

Fun fact: Andy Reid is 3rd all-time in postseason wins by a Chiefs coach with 1. They are a tough team to root for.

If a shoe and apparel company wants advertising on the site in association with a viral hoax they can call our sales department.

*Cums*

I mean, shit, driving a horse is a sport, so might as well.

So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is “wut r u doing wit my daughter?” U tell ur girl n she say “my dad is ded”. THEN WHO WAS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL?

> Ambidextrous relief pitcher Pat Venditte is ambidextrous has been Major League Baseball for about a year.

File a motion for dismissal?

Pictured: Magnifying glass and ants.

Well, at least it’s realistic. If you zoom in, you can see that the upper deck seats are empty and everybody outside is walking away from the stadium.

I think it really boils down to intentions and reception.

Look at that face. More like drugged-out! Haha!