more like Leonidas of ‘Roids.

To celebrate, everyone in the green pool!!!

No, but this is also a Summer Olympics being held in winter.

Ohhhhh the Double Wide

yeah. who the hell wears socks in the house?

Ummm....you forgot fried chicken breast as a viable sandwich bread...

I’ll just lift up my leg and wipe the rim off with my sock, then go about my business as if nothing happened.

but his character made him that six-tool guy

That last sentence is redundant, Mr. Bacon

Really sad. He’s gonna have to carry that weight for a long time.

You can always tell when swimmers beef. Just look for the bubbles.

whenever she participates in a race, but the only person capable of beating Ledecky is past versions of herself.

Men’s Swimming Olympic Gold Medals since 1896:

There’s a warning in the headline!

Note that the director took this frame for a split second before realizing that it was a bad idea.

Ken Rosenthal is reporting on the Olympics??

I find this is pretty true in life. Being able to admit you messed up will typically help you mend fences with anyone and get things right. Work or personal life.

Not the GOLFERS. The Gophers!

But sir, if I kill all the golfers their gonna lock me up and throw away the key.