Don’t you mean, Trumpster Fire? *harharharharharharharbadpun*

The more I think about it the less I think that the country is not liberal vs. conservatives or democrat vs. GOP.

Omigod. My Trumpy relatives have been “liking” Melania fan pages for the past two weeks. The posts and threads on them have two themes: a) Melania is the most beautiful and classy and human and wonderful being to ever live in the White House and b) horrible racist shit about Michelle Obama.

She had her soul botoxed when they resculpted her face.

Because it’s hard to see into those squinty ass eyes and see that there’s no soul inside there.

But Gloria Vanderbilt was all class! nope.

Ironically, this lawsuit will do more damage to her brand than some stupid article in the Daily Mail ever could.

Because shes a pretty white woman. She must be a victim!

Remember Billy Beer? That’s all I can think about. All those siblings of president who tried to make a buck off their brothers, and how they were laughed at.

Any sympathy I had for her, and I was one of those hold-outs who preached empathy, blah blah etc., has evaporated in reading this news. You’re on your own M-Tru.

This is necessary and must continue on all trump related articles

I’m with you. I think they both despise each other but she’s just as greedy, ruthless & proud as any other Trump.

Is she? She clearly doesn’t want anything to do with being FLOTUS and wants to live a socialite’s life in NYC. This wasn’t supposed to happen and she’s clearly not happy about it. I just don’t think that when the time comes for Trump and his closest advisors to retreat to their bunker to take their cyanide pills, that…

I don’t know about the circumstances of her marriage or what goes on behind closed doors, and I’ll leave speculation to others. But in public she has revealed herself to be little more than a petulant bully, willing to use her platform as First Lady to cajole anyone who crosses her. If I was to wish being married to…

BUT SHE WANTED CHILDREN TO EAT BETTER AND GET MORE EXERCISE! What kind of monster wants THAT?

Can we all agree that Melania is no captive victim here? She may despise her disgusting beast of a husband, but she’s in on the insanity all the same.  

First ladies have often served to promote style and oftentimes their fashion, decorating, or diet choices have triggered big sales for designers or for nutritional movements. Jackie Kennedy (style and culture) Lady Bird Johnson (environmentalism) and Betty Ford (wellness) all come to mind. But not one ever cashed in…

Daily fucking reminder:

I don’t get why people want to cut her slack. She’s totally evil too, and complicit in this shitstorm.

This even more concentrated Trump powder continues to sold as well: