That wonderful piece is actually one that’s been doing the rounds since May 2000 (it was even quoted on The West Wing!), and was written by a guy named Kent Ashcraft. It’s the perfect response to so much garbage that some religious conservatives spew, isn’t it?

Funny you should mention ... I saw this on Gavin Newsom’s Instagram this morning.

Okay, but the god question gets answered rather quickly, doesn’t it? I knew the God thing was bullshit in 4th grade.

Or the belief that her “slate is wiped clean” because she converted.

I love that they're trying to pretend like ivory bans are widespread attacks on gun owners, when really, it only affects wealthier assholes with ivory handled antiques or garishly embellished pieces. Basically, this guy:

Anyone who would kill an elephant for 'sport' needs the absolute shit beaten out of them.

Please say joking lovely cassiebear

Unless it was necessary

He was acting in defense of another.

Nephew was not charged with anything. +1 for the police this time around.

I was once harassed by a group of The Youths on a sidewalk outside a bar in France. Whether they intended to take things further than they got, I don't know. My male friend had gone inside the bar to grab his jacket, leaving me alone literally for less than two minutes. While gazing at the chateau across the street, I…

This is the probably the most intelligent, nuanced and well thought out explanation about how to and when it's appropriate to kick a guys in the balls.

Also: whatever else you do, be quick and decisive, do your damage, and then get the fuck out of there.

Oh, Lordy... the MRA shrieking over this is gonna be EPIC.