Elizabeth Warren's diarrhea has more intellectual depth than the entire Palin Klan. Curse you, John McCain, for bringing this vapid shyster to national prominence. THAT will be your legacy, asshole.

It is sad that I actually expected him to walk. I'm more surprised that he didn't. I hope this brings a modicum of peace and closure to her family.

That one is easier to work on too.

I met my husband in 1993. We were in the same National Guard unit. We were both married, no attraction, pretty much just acquaintances. In 1997 we were TDY to Nellis AFB, NV and ended up on the same group drinking beer. A picture was taken that night we were both in. Fast forward to 2004, I had been divorced a while…

Because the guys don't want to work with a bunch of bald women. I have very long, thick, curly hair which I managed to get up into a tight bun really quickly when I learned that the Air Force barber would hack it off if I couldn't.

I served for 26 years alongside many black women who wore their hair as depicted in the photos (not the headband, though). They looked tidy and professional and it in no way negatively impacted their job performance. This was an unnecessary rule. You deal with individuals who don't comply with regulations by adopting…

I wonder how many that are defending Turd Nugget also thought the Dixie Chicks should shut up and sing.

My husband was one of the very few servicemembers who had an immediate and dangerous reaction to the anthrax vaccine. He blacked out on the spot and was in the ICU for a week. If you got yours in the military I urge you to make sure it is in your records. Anthrax has been linked to early onset arthritic conditions…

A friend of mine did a rotation in a hospital here in Atlanta. She swears this is true. A guy came in with unexplained abdominal pain. After going through the normal troubleshooting and not getting any answers they did a CT scan. He had dozens of small oval objects throughout his digestive track. They finally got…

It doesn't even go into effect till 2015. They are charging for healthcare they are not providing. Sounds like fraud or me.

So what did he smell like?

I hope you know that this will go down on your permanent record!

PH is one of the few humans that actually looks worse after weight loss. Maybe it's because his inner ugly is now closer to the surface.

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They are trying to do this same shit here in GA. Maybe because we are expected to be backward, bigoted hayseeds in GA it hasn't gotten the same national press.

Uh, Ted, weren't you supposed to be dead or in jail by now? Waiting!

Good job, rescuers! Little fuzzball will be doing this one day:

How absolutely heartbreaking. I hope that you and your siblings have nothing but joy for your remaining days.

If you have time, read about this case on the crimelibrary site. This woman is a monster, just pure evil. Her sentence should have been carried out long ago.

I waited tables for years. As a result, I always tip at least 20%, more if I can swing it. If the service is awful, I tip 15-17%, don't cause a scene, but let the management know that I think it's a lack of training and should be addressed. The best tipper (proportionally) I had was a pimp who came into the 2nd…