I waited tables for years. As a result, I always tip at least 20%, more if I can swing it. If the service is awful, I tip 15-17%, don't cause a scene, but let the management know that I think it's a lack of training and should be addressed. The best tipper (proportionally) I had was a pimp who came into the 2nd…

You want a toe Jesus? I can get you a toe Jesus...with nail polish.

I love this. My 21 yr old son made Eagle Scout, and he is the most open hearted, compassionate young man (good looking, too;). This would never happen in the Bible Belt state I live in.

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Is Kris Jenner being an awful, abhorrent person really breaking news?

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My favorite.

Can't really blame the TSA for this one. Armed federal LEOs don't go through screening with normal passengers.