It’s a lawless zone where social norms can touch you. I’d go as far as to say that the elusive pre-9am, pre-vacation beer is one of the more Elite Beers in existence.

I once got upgraded to first class on a 630 AM flight. I was so excited, free booze! Being that it was my first time in first class and it was the start of my vacation, I had to take advantage, regardless of the time of day.

I stare at the deadbeats guzzling cocktails at the bar at 11 a.m.

fake fucking study

This just in, 17% of apple air pod owners think masturbating counts as sex.

I will eat my fucking hat if the number of people owning Airpods and fucking in them is actually 17%.  That’s definitely a fake fucking study.

‘The Blues Sure Said “Fuck” A Lot After Winning The Stanley Cup’

I think he was supposed to come off for a change, but saw Schwartz steaming ahead with the left defenseman down below the face-off dot in the offensive zone. He either didn’t see McAvoy or didn’t think he could get over to prevent Schwartz from getting in alone so he didn’t come off and took a second to make Schwartz…

The 2019 Cup has a giant asterisk next to it given the atrocious officiating. Boston deserved it. We played harder, we had more heart, took more shots. Bigger badder hits. Skated faster and with more endurance. And we definately wanted it more. We just ended up once again on the losing end of biased refs. Happens to…

Today, in Deadspin Headlines That Didn’t Age Well Immediately: Play in Game 5, Coward, God Gave You Two Calves For A Reason

I’m afraid they just Blue themselves.

Well, since at the time he was 47 and she was 19, I’m hopeful his reaction today is more along the line of “Wow, I still got it...but, no.”

Neither. I hit Answer, hold the phone squarely in front of my face and start yelling at whoever had the temerity or bad judgment to try and reach me by phone.

Bike riders are easily the worst. Fuck those clowns n their Lance Armstrong cosplay outfits all bombing down the rail trail at a whopping 15 mph like they’re training for the Tour so they can go to the craft brewery later and sit around in their too-tight shorts trading Strava readings while complaining that the IPA…

They’re not saying “Boo,” they’re saying “Boo-olton!”

Kind of expected this piece to publish directly after the game. Still working on the Games 1 and 3 pieces?

Ozark, Ala. police officers charged 36-year-old Brandy Murrah...

I do, too, but I think I’m just going to start biting. Either they move or i go to jail. Win/win.

In a similar but unrelated note, I now bump into men who walk right into my path instead of moving to the side as we pass on narrow sidewalks.