Love them. Hate them. Arby’s doesn’t care.

This thing looks fucking gross and I’d fight anyone who tried to bring that into my home.

If the internet contains a more distressing photograph than that one, I will just have to take your word for it.

But if both endzones say Broncos, how will Peyton Manning know which endzone to not throw touchdowns to?

He knew he wasn’t Crosby

the Foxboro outpost of the Waxy O’Connor’s Irish Pub chain

You’re right. They were in Denver, where the LAN that supports their tablet-based analysis sytem mysteriously went down. You know, the LAN supplied by the home team... the cheatin’ broncos. Or doesn’t that fit your narrative?

“Wait, you can be praised for this?” - Eddie Lacy

What is a Tottenham

Frisbee is not a sport.

Who the shit is that?

There should be a special state law that says if you make a delivery guy deliver without tipping him in the middle of a storm, he should legally be able to throw you down the stairs. The higher up you live, the more steps he gets to use.

Sam, its not the snowstorm. They just realized they have to depend on you for their formative years

Don’t take this the wrong way Diana, but I’m sick of reading your excellent articles.

Still has a higher Madden agility rating than Peyton Manning.

Yeah, Arians should be thanking Christ right now that they won that game. They gave up 2 hail mary’s in one series! And all that because he gifted Aaron Rodgers an extra 50 seconds.

I don’t know what he was expecting.

The eyes right before it jumps at the camera. I CANNOT UN-SEE.