Ever since they were peers in elementary school, Weeden has been waiting for an opportunity to get the upper hand on Jones.

Rape is right there in the headline. “Hazing” gives context to the incident, it doesn’t deny that it is rape. Sheesh.

Unfortunately for you and millions of others who don’t trust anything Arab, they’re one of the consistently highest quality news organizations in the country.

“I may be wrong, but I am also content in being wrong and have no desire to change and have an accurate view of the world.”

Sadly, Al-Jazeera is far more reputable as a news source than most of the purely American media.

Apropos of nothing, a donation with “no strings attached” is also Pinocchio’s term for climaxing during unprotected sex.

In so many ways, “brain trust” is the wrong word for the guys who run the NFL.

“That’s 100 percent bullshit. No. 1, it is bullshit. And No. 2, it’s insulting.”

The horse who fucked himself to death

Hey asshole, you were the one creaming over Pryor’s production against fucking children. Sorry if you took an unneccessary level of umbrage at me implying that he might not stand out so much against the best in the fucking world.

It makes no sense. Someone who works for the Browns must be drunk or something.

Even though McCoy’s hung up twice, Chip will keep trying. All he’s aiming for is that Shady answers 3/5 of the calls.

Does it count if it’s someone who’s masturbated to a picture of Gisele, because that’s like being married, right?

Somewhere, a ‘STICK TO SPORTS!!1!!1!’ Deadspin commenter sits in front of a computer screen, sweating, unable to move, broken.

I asked my coworker, Tim Brady, what he thought about Trump and his plans for Muslims, and he told me to get the fuck out of his cubicle. Also I’m not a reporter. Can I still have $100?

Even the tiniest tiny violin DGAF.

What the fuck is this article? Whose retarded cousin needed a job?

Are you a cop?

I probably had the cutest girlfriend in all of sixth grade.

probably because of that big fuckin black shape in front of his face