Other things Joe Flacco considers too loud and hectic:

Will the Patriots lose a 3rd or 4th round pick because of this?

The people in Winnipeg are going to be so angry about this once they get the internet.

There is your problem, comparing a campy space opera to two US Canon “Great” novels. If you do that, A New Hope will not survive critique either.

Albert Burneko is a selfish lover and enters the same contest multiple times on FanDuel.

Cheer up Bills fans. Just because Harvin is retiring from professional football doesn’t mean he can’t keep playing for the Bills.

Couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy.

“ESPN Gets A Ridiculous Amount Of Traffic From Fantasy Football News”

Unlike many of the commenters in this thread, this makes me have a lot more respect for Matthew Berry! No joke!

Tom, we all know Matthew Berry isn’t exactly hurting for cash. The guy wrote Crocodile Dundee in Los Angeles.

You’re full of shit. I’m a Cubs homer until the first shovel of dirt hits my face, but the ivy pre-dates you and me and everyone we know, so don’t act like the Cubs just threw up a screen of plants to fuck your guy up. Try being a gracious winner, or, at least, reading up on “ground rules.”

I bet it really was Belichick.

All THE Room jokes aside, this was a great book and I don’t know if I’ll want to sit and watch all the feelings I got while reading the book.

Yet again, Kane claimed he didn't hear that part.

I will stand for a lot, but I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS. A “g.” OBVIOUSLY.

I’m getting drunk and... there are baseball games on tonight?

Shut up.

I guess Joe Torre saw this letter and caved:

This is nothing. Michael Vick lost 23 months of his life!