If this is a subtle troll, I love it.

2 hours ago.

Is it with or without pay?

What the hell are you talking about

“Sarkisian ran up $106 in minibar charges in one day ...”

I hardly think drinking a Heineken and four ounces of white zinfandel constitutes an alcohol problem.

That matches the physical description of the average Texan.

So the shooter was egged on, fell from a wall, and was injured in the fall. I think we’re looking for Humpty Dumpty.

You technically can’t go full Goodell until you’ve issued the 2nd suspension on the same infraction.

This was the most disgusting thing to come out of a Hasselbeck’s mouth since the last airing of Fox & Friends.

“We want the ball, and we’re gonna sc—”

In other news, Sam Bradford was seen begging ill Philly residents to breathe/sneeze on him.

He’s looking for a valiumt effort from Hasselbeck.

Tough season for the Colts, but I’m sure Jim Irsay is still enjoying himself.

I think it turned out better than it could have. Historically, when Blackhawks took too long to do something, Rangers would just shoot them and steal their land.

The Stanley Cup came out.

“Upon further review, Patrick Kane’s late poke didn’t count.”

The punches that Williams threw were, coincidentally, the best throws anyone at Auburn had seen all year.

I legit forgot Zubaz existed until I watched this video.

Sabathia: [drinks brown liquid out of paper cup]

How the hell did you get a copy of my student ID?