He and Jimmy Graham are visiting the Art Institute of Chicago.

It’s the team’s fault for scheduling mandatory workouts after the regular season is over. That’s when Mets players go golfing.

All Bryant’s agent, Scott Boras, could do was fume. “You are damaging the ethics and brand of Major League Baseball,” he said in front of pictures of clients Alex Rodriguez, Barry Bonds, and Manny Ramirez.

On the bright side, everyone is talking about Seattle’s bats in October. That never happens...

“It seems like Williams was utterly unable to carry out his job by doing anything other than making plans and sticking with them, unique circumstances be damned”

Look we get it, ok? Bills fans should not go out in public, let alone get in a ring.

Not sure what goes through the head of everyone involved (if it’s just Torres

Isn't it really a 20 game suspension? I mean, he was probably going to be scratched for half of these games anyway.

I’m sure the New York media will react to this decision by Sabathia with all the respect and tact they can muster.

His ability to pronounce “r’s” never played well with the locals.

It’s a shame Don’s being told to leave, but I’m really happy for him that he’s landing on his feet in San Diego. He’s a good announcer and it’s been a pleasure listening to him over the last 15 years.

“ If you don’t succeed in business, you shouldn’t be the first one to step up and complain about getting paid.”

If they rush him 63 times next week, he should reach 100 yards!

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Will they be bringing their own beds to shit in as well?

I don’t blame them. It’s hard to find copies of the New York Post overseas.

“Oh, so now you guys start emphasizing butt hygiene.”

I’m sure, as a Republican politican, Jeff Flake has also been an asshole at some point about something...but god damn, he deserves praise on calling out this waste of money.

Did Karlos hurt his balls?

Everyone clicked on this because they thought they were gonna see a nip slip