How could they possibly not have picked Kessel for the team? He was clearly our best offensive player in the 2014 olympics and one of the best in the NHL. Jesus, it’s like they were trying to lose.

Baseball, football and hockey, all from ‘01. 6th, 7th and 1st respectively. For some reason the football list seems the most dated - I guess because careers are shorter. And I had 2 kickers AND 2 defenses..

Goddamn.

You’re not. I, too, am dumb and would like to know what these rumors are, and exactly what I think they might be.

It’s a white guy who’s really really mad and happens to have a tomahawk and a feather, right?

As I sit here slouching in my office chair, I can show you body language that whispers, motherfucker.

haters gonna hate hate hate hate hate

That’s why he’s kept his job, but that doesn’t make him competent - it’s in spite of his incompetence.

I’d argue clearly in spite of him, and that he’s done enough to tarnish the league’s reputation that it’s going to have devastating long-term effects on the league.

See answer above. Also, with your list you’re using a negative to prove a positive - there are literally an infinite number of things he could do to show incompetence, so just because “routinely fucking up every controversy the league gets itself into” isn’t on your arbitrary list doesn’t mean it’s not a sure sign of…

He’s tarnished the NFL’s reputation with his mishandling of Rice, Deflategate and CTE issues. I’m sure the NFL has lost some profits the past few years from what it would have had if he hadn’t fucked those things up, but more importantly more people have a negative opinion of the NFL than they did in the past and…

Nobody’s complaining that management makes more than the labor as a general matter. They’re complaining because this is a historically incompetent commissioner who should have been fired time and time again (and would have if he was CEO of a functioning organization) and yet still makes $32 fucking million a year.

To reveal my source would be a breach of my journalistic integrity and the unwritten rules of the sea.

My source tells me his second demand was “Arrgggh matey, hand over me booty or walk the plank!”

We all know the Lord avoids New Jersey at all cost. Especially its gas station bathrooms.

One correction:

That part sounds like every hockey camp ever.

“Rape isn’t rape if my friend did it and that chick was a ho.”

I hope that Rapey McSexistFace and some of his friends sign up to support Ken.

As a life-long sox fan, I briefly considered whether I’d give back ‘04 if it means Bessie would never have happened. (I would not.)