As long as he wasn’t eating fried chicken in the clubhouse, I don’t see the problem.

You know what? Fuck this guy. 41 games isn’t enough. He should be out of the league. Look at that video. He targets guys’ heads, and he’s going to be back doing it in January. No place for a guy like this in sports, or in modern society for that matter. He should be behind bars.

McFadden’s the backup, and he doesn’t have half Murray’s talent. He’s actually averaging 3.5 YPC while Randle is averaging 3.9. The difference, though, is that Romo is out so defenses can focus more on the one (also, small sample size etc.)

“I think it’s time to end the Evans MVP Watch, gang.”

“My fucking packs of fucking almonds fucking have to fucking say “contains [fucking] almonds”.”

“putting something at risk (i.e., money, entry fee or tangible item) for the opportunity to win something.”

Are you fucking with us? Brady was suspended for “having a general knowledge” that the ball handlers may have slightly deflated balls by a statistically insignificant measure.... during the AFC championship game, not the Super Bowl.

You really couldn’t make this shit up.

“... if you’ve run into Cruise at a party...”

Exactly. If the girl with the ball can place it over her and into the back of the net, that’s a great shot. If she plays further back to protect against that it leaves the front post wide open and you can’t do that.

Unlike all the real corruption charges, this one doesn’t bother me. I don’t consider it bribery, just settlement of a threatened lawsuit.

That’s probably why the payment was only €5 million - a fraction the damages they’d have alleged in a suit.

Holy shit

Also, “carefully” does not mean “, with playdough and finger paint, ”.

I’m no lawyer*, but I have to think that barging onto somebody’s boat or car is trespassing or otherwise illegal.

Oh, so trespassing isn’t a crime now? Got it.

Deuce McCallister.

What is up with the two teams’ jerseys being nearly identical colors? I spent the first half of the return trying to figure out where all the defenders were.

I think that the point is, if the NFL had notice of a rule violation, shouldn’t they have talked to the Pats about it before that game instead of letting it go to see what happens? It’s a pretty dubious tactic by the NFL - they are not the DEA and the Pats are not criminals.

He also waited a full minute while being choked out to tap out, and was released immediately upon tapping out.