Let’s be honest - the Angels are only disappointed because now they have to pay him in full this year. They don’t give a shit about Josh. Fuck them.

All of sports history and you want to go back and reward Randy Moss? Might as well get T.O. a title while you’re at it.

Just watching that was a tense-ass 2 minutes. Goddammit I’m glad the playoffs are almost here.

Since you don't know what a kick is, here is an example: http://screamer.deadspin.com/gareth-bale-st…

We are especially concerned about how this legislation could affect our student-athletes and employees revenue streams.

I assume they are all in either Pennsylvania or Ohio.

Has America lost all sence of spelling?

wtf is a "track gang" and how did I not know about this?

There's also "Wear pads and a helmet."

"Today is the day Trayvon Martin diedd emoticon emoticon emoticon like what?"

I have not seen this move, but Two For the Money is the absolute worst movie I have ever seen, bar none. So this movie had better be worst. Two For the Money is pretty underrated as a terrible movie; it's usually left out of McConnaughy's list of bad flicks, too. It features the line "All this kid does is work out and…

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Guys in my neighborhood used to burn down gas stations all the time, it was no big deal.

Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I got spare time.

But look at the camera angle - it's from behind. If that's directly over the puck, I guarantee there's space.

Isn't it ironic that punishment for an owner is suspension, but the owner is not allowed to participate in in-game decision-making anyway?

"They took out a reported $450 million in loans (including about $65 million in emergency bailout money using a line of credit from MLB), using the SportsNet channel as collateral."

I am fairly certain I have never muttered "UNLEASH HELL" to myself. But now I am picturing myself muttering it, and it's cracking me right the hell up. Thanks for making my Friday. UNLEASH HELL.

The pre-stitches photo looks like a half-smile that says "hiya wise guy" out of the left side and smoking a cig out of the right.

Hayy buddayyy