Pretty sure this is textbook extortion on the part of Mr. Edelman. Mr. Duan should point this out and tell Mr. Edelman he'll report him to the authorities unless he gives him $12.

Well, that's fucking stupid.

The Game of Thrones Take the Black was delicious, but it's gone now their others haven't been the best (at least compared to other Ommegang brews).

Oh man, by "One for the Money", I thought you were talking about "Two for the Money", the terrible Pacino/Mcconaughey gambling movie from '05, which features multiple shirtless lifting montages for no reason and the line "All I do is lift weights and pick winners". Katherine Heigl is not in that move.

Your "I must have this" is not convincing this week, sir.

Tiny penis.

9th grade civics class.

I read this full article and still have no idea what sport it's referring to.

Not only that, the officials on the field are supposed to be able to instantly recognize whether the celebration is a legit religious expression.

Wtf is an "officiating mechanic"? You mean "rule"?

"Presuming they actually had not seen the video before today, what did Bisciotti and the rest of the Ravens think a punch that knocked a human being out cold looked like?"

I thought this was going to be about the loss of an endorsement contract for a clothing or fragrance line called Fabebd and was embarrassed I hadn't heard of it.

Every good athlete I knew in high school was athletically motivated in picking his high school. Who cares?

They're going the wrong way. Those cities can support teams, sure, but Columbus, Tampa, Miami, Charlotte and Phoenix all should not have teams. This is what's wrong with this league and what caused the last lockout. There should be fewer teams, if anything. Got a lease issue? Bankrupt the team, sell it for spare parts…

My college had an alumni event at Fenway a few winters ago and a dude ran on the field and ran the bases in the snow. We have not been invited back.

My mom's cousin's roommate's schizophrenic little brother got fired from his grocery store cart guy job because people started returning their own carts to the corral. So.

I would take whichever has truffles.

My takeaway is that this statement is entirely factually correct; Roger Goodell does not literally sit inside a vacuum cleaner.

Julian Green should be top-ten.

I was under the impression those tip-outs were based on percentage of tips received, not percentage of sales.