“On Door Dash (which should really just switch names with Gate Crash)“

He looks like a typical son of a bitch

It’s not like Deadspin will cover it.

There’s too high a percentage of sociopaths and idiots within our society for this to be a viable model, I’m sorry.

Y’know...if we collectively agree to stop giving these miserable fuckwits the attention they so goddamned desperately, pitifully claw at, they’ll eventually just go away and be forgotten like they should be.

Count yourself among the lucky ones. I lost my launch 360 to the RRoD, because of course I did. My launch 60gig PS3 — read: best PS3, RIP — caught the YLoD, which while not as prevalent as the RRoD, was a bigger issue than people realize. Had that repaired, but it happened again. The thermal paste was just not having…

a breath of fresh air...

If you look there at the side of the PS4, you’ll understand why I feel like consoles really should be looking more like mini PCs than they do. I’m not a Microsoft guy, but goddamn if this big ass pillar isn’t a breath of fresh air after 15 years of losing consoles to cooling issues.

Welcome to America.

This is both depressing and actually kind of touching. These games came out originally during a time when I was going through my first big boy/real life crisis and the fun of playing and the music always stuck with me as a thing that helped me sorta cope with what I was going through at the time. I know it’s a…

No, I feel like she was referring to how, canonically, that map does not fire fruit. You know, in the official Fall Guys canon that explains the lore behind the series. God, you casual pleebs..... </sarcasm>

I think if they manage to continue, Shuri is the obvious choice.

If you crash in those exact coordinates the screen turns blue

The problem, you see, is one of generalization. Which leads to stereotyping. Which leads to gatekeeping and patronizing. Which leads to other shit I’m not in the frame of mind to talk about right now, but you’d have seen discussed to exaustion around here (and as soon as yesterday, to boot) if you kept your eyes open.

Super-long thread about the morality of corporate charity in the comments while everyone avoids the real controversy

Also, by turning this into a charity thing, the costs will be tax deductible in most countries. So cheap advertising!

I’m sure the kids that Special Effect work with really care about where the money came from.

Paging Dr. Buzzkill...