Oh god, thank you for this. I appreciate the inclusion of the second spreadsheet and the discussion about nobody requiring to have sex, man or woman. The comments at deadspin were all, "how hard is it to just give it up for him once in a while?" Maybe she didn't want to, and maybe the dude didn't want to, either.

Hey, your spreadsheets match my spreadsheets! So, what are you doing later?

here's my sex spreadsheet

Seems to me like these people need to spend less time making spreadsheets and more time spreading on the sheets, amirite?

Unless I'm misreading, the photos were of a male teacher. "Mr. Rosa ..."

Permission granted. I think the difference is that with fomo, you feel like you have to go or you'll miss out, but momo you think everyone is having so much fun without you.

Wait...fear of missing out and now mystery of missing out?? Aren't those the same...type of things? Okay, permission to come aboard The Biddies Boat.

I am just going to leave this right here for anyone else who needs it:

His lawyer used the words "pseudo-tribal psychological voodoo" in an attempt to explain what happened? Done with this world.

Pregnant women still like to have sex and some might have a kink about 3-ways, voyeurism and stranger sex.

I think I'm giving up on humanity for a little while.

JESUS H. CHRIST

This is fucking horrible all around.

I just noticed she also cooks for him, cleans the house, and does his laundry. Maybe she's just tired from playing mommy. Damn, dude, household chores are an equal responsibility.

Or, as she says in the post, she's working a lot and very tired. And "I'm exhausted," "You're too drunk", and "I'm a little tender from yesterday" are damn valid excuses. The type of person who passive-aggressively makes excel charts and flings it in someone's face before they go on a business trip is probably not the…

If she doesn't like to have sex that often he would have noticed that a long time ago when they were first dating, not suddenly after years of marriage. You don't just suddenly go from a normal sex life to once a month just like that (unless you just had a kid or something).

none of this looks like they have kids, though, so that's out. Her life appears to be work, work out and watch TV, so maybe she could adjust something and have sex more than 3 times a month with her husband while they're young.

I use a similar spreadsheet, except column A is formatted YYYY.

She's fucking someone else, bro.

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