Given that a Venn diagram of "occupants of a children's cancer ward" and "AV Clubbers" is not exactly going to have a lot of people in the middle, I'm going to say "not many".

On the other hand, Mortdecai.

I saw an episode of Rules of Engagement for the first time the other day.

Well, two robots, one of which was a Mormon.

The A.V. Club
You had me at "Maybe stay home"

I can accept that it is possible to like the book without liking Holden, but I couldn't. I just found Holden to be completely insufferable as a character and as a narrator, and given that the novel revolves around him I felt like it was terrible-by-association.

An otherkin take on Of Mice and Men?

2 Slaughter 2 House

I read it last year, when I was 17, so I was more or less the target audience.

Don't bother reading Catcher in the Rye. It is really, really shit.

In space, no-one can hear you be rude!

But Donald Trump's toupees are very difficult to come by.

I dunno, it's possible for it to both a) upset Gwyneth Paltrow and b) upset everyone else too.

Stop trying to make it happen. It's not going to happen.

Pretty much.

I will be astounded if Rylance doesn't win and pretty astonished if Wolf Hall as a whole doesn't just walk away with the Limited Series award. Rylance's performance in Wolf Hall was brilliant in just about every way, but in particular as a masterclass of how to act convincingly using pretty much only your eyes.

North-Eastern English. Wannabe Scottish, basically.

I believe they were, unsurprisingly enough, in it as a double-act, as the two FBI(?) agents of doubtful competence.

Is there any other kind of high?

I was just a wee bairn (8, in fact) when Demon Days came out, so I couldn't really get past the whole "really really weird animated characters" aspect of Gorillaz, but in the last year or so I've really come to appreciate them.