he’s from Mississippi. That’s drinking water.

Well it’s about Dame time.

We already did, and Sinbad was in it

T.Y. notes often make things better, but I guess not this time.

you’re gonna get a bunch of 90s trip-hop fans with your little blog about Portis head hits

It’s interesting that Buffalo’s kicker is so left leaning in his beliefs, considering their most famous kicker is best known for how far right he is.

hottest cancel the preseason take yet.

And then he dabbed.

Vlade Divac spits out coffee, hastily reaches for phone

Given Storm’s history, give it a few hours and she’ll announce the death of her beloved colleague Todd Archer.

This was a really special team. They were sitting at 11 and goddamn 30 with no hope of a turnaround and every excuse to quit, in a league that has gotten to the point where tanking on one end and resting players on the other is encouraged. The NBA landscape is ripe for teams to give up individual games and entire…

In hindsight, starting 11-30 wasn’t the greatest strategy but Spo always thinks out of the box.

I gotta say, posting an actual picture of your BA degree, and then countering criticism of that with a picture of your masters is probably the most obnoxious thing I’ve seen in a Deadspin comment section. So well done I guess.

What a bright future we have in front of us

Yes, this 10,000-word profile of Tom Brady on a whole different website definitely proves that we at Deadspin are obsessed with Tom Brady.

Joke’s on them. The DeVoses know that dinosaurs aren’t real.

He’s quite concerned that the dog won’t be able to stand for the playing of the American national anthem.

As endearing as this may be, Torts can still suck it.