Sweet baby Jeebus. There are actual D&D apologists. What a time to be alive. 

> That this post doesn’t contain a heaping helping of political vitriol isn’t “sticking to sports” any more than inviting the president to a game, playing the national anthem, “God Bless America,” or the flyover is sticking to sports. Nobody sticks to sports, ever.

This is the laser focus I expect around here.

And despite your corporate overlords telling you to stick to sports, I hope Deadspin never does because

and I can’t emphasize this enough

I come to Deadspin BECAUSE YOU DON’T JUST STICK TO SPORTS

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“That original reaction by the Astros was wrong, and we own it as an organization. There were many people involved in reviewing that, approving that, and I’m not gonna get into the details of that. It was wrong, it was the Astros’ decision.”

Considering Darko did not make a three-pointer over his entire career, one wonders whether his scouting profile is accurate

These poor runners had good reason for wanting to stick with it and finish the race; the teams who finished in this final were guaranteed spots at the 2020 Olympics. Alas, they were disqualified anyway.

All that said, I both curse the racism by Adell and still recognize that most of these “pastors” are preaching the prosperity gospel, which is a lie from the pit of hell. There is something fitting about a bunch of hucksters being played by an even bigger huckster.

And here we are.  It’s been fun.  Sorry this happened.

Dude, I live in Louisiana. Ain’t nobody driving from Alexandria (the middle of the state) to Dallas for weed. Pounds or not. It’s not a straight shot or a convenient drive. They would’ve gone to Baton Rouge, NOLA or Shreveport. My take is DPD scoured the hospitals fom unexplained gunshot victims and used that leverage…

Tencent also gets one of about a dozen votes for NBA Finals MVP for some fucking reason.

This is some bullshit. 

Yeah, like pretty much half the internet I’m pretty bloody skeptical. So someone who was a fairly important witness in a trial against a cop was an active drug dealer and that didn’t come up? The idea that he’d draw attention to himself like that is pretty farcical, let alone that there were no tips about his supposed…

So the Black man in the Dragon Ball Z t-shirt with no criminal record was secretly El Chapo? And niggas from Louisiana drove 4 and a half hours for some weed???

He look like a Klingon without the ridges.

ESPN is worried about pissing off Tencent, the massive Chinese internet company that it struck a deal with in 2016.

You the best, Ron!

Y’all can try, but nothing is going to beat that “Look at me” story from a few years ago. That one fucked me UP.