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“While that disconnect does make the second act a tad repetitive, when the third act kicks in, the payoff is considerable. [okay, that’s promising] Eventually, Frank begins to understand the rules of the drug and the film itself and utilizes them in ways that are wholly satisfying and fun. There’s some real energy and…

Apropos of nothing, but has there ever been a Kinja update that has been warmly received? I’ve never seen a system where every update provides either less functionality or less convenient functionality.

I don’t understand what The Matrix has to do with anything.

Any reason you photoshopped in a different picture of Darnold’s face on top of this one?

Disclaimer: My brother sent me this. I did not make it myself 

Joe Paterno knew in the 70s that Sandusky was raping kids. Forty goddamned years as an assistant to JoePa with Joe knowing that this guy was raping kids and he did nothing.

In Gladwell’s defense, the Penn State coaching staff and administration probably spent more than 10,000 hours raping children and ignoring it, so he’d have to reject the entire premise of one of his own books if he didn’t recognize their expertise in the field.

Said it before, say it again: there are two myths about money with which we must dispense. One, the idea that the 1% are smarter or better than the rest of us (I feel like Paris Hilton should have taught us that, no?), and two, the myth that the poor are lazy. I think about what Michelle Obama said about sitting at…

I think the difference is that this is a situation Yang had no need to engage in.

Yang: “I cannot help that 4chan white supremacists seem to like me. I don’t know what that’s all about.”

Imagine treating a donation to an alleged pedophile/ephebophile like an incorrect Postmates order.

How the fuck do you live in Chicago with all its problems and people that need help and you decide to use $100k of your own money to bail out singer EVERYONE knows is a fucking creep?

Signed and contributed. White people really need to stop policing our bodies. 

But Biden’s whitesplained reason for working at a segregated swimming pool to learn about black people might be the most disconcerting part of this story.

I think there are a lot of people who hate Trump because he’s embarrassing and not because of any of the things that he says or does or believes.  

Name recognition and being Obama’s dimwitted sidekick for eight years will do that for you.  I’ll also say that in 2008 Hillary had the overwhelming support of the black community until she didn’t.