I don’t have the answer but I’ll tell you I had a really good chuckle over watching that. That’s some funny shit right there. Made my day. In fact, I’m going to watch it again!

Their precinct better be located in Queens

I would totally watch Law and Order: BKU

“the official pest control provider to The San Diego Padres.”

How else are they supposed to do sting operations?

I feel like we need to talk more about how the NYPD has a bee unit.  (I’m not criticizing them for it; I just find it very interesting.)

Let’s see, in game 4 the Blues outshot the Bruins (by 17!), outhit them and won more face-offs.

Wait wait wait wait.

a surprising number of Mariners fans (who should have known better)

Apparently no one.  I was actually at that game last night and was startled when no E was added to the scoreboard.  On the plus side, Dylan Moore did throw a perfect ball to the plate...if only the plate had a glove.

“Tank” didn’t volunteer to be the catcher because he intended to run and back up plays at first, that’s for damn sure.

I’d like to note that there are FOUR AL teams and TWO NL teams with worse records than the Mariners.

Awfully presumptuous to assume a beer league softball catcher is going to do anything other than take a sip of Natty Light once the ball is put in play.

Eh, it’ll do in a pinch.

This honors my nephew who did two tours of duty with Enterprise. Came back with lead in his finger from a broken pencil tip. He still wakes up in the middle of the night drenched in sweat from nightmares about large families demanding immediate upgrades. I do my part to honor them by being vigilant and reporting…

my great great grandaddy didn’t die at the alamo rent-a-car by the denver airport to see me kneel to that hated rebel insignia!

Bruins are definitely better, but should still lose.

That’s a strange Smiths cover, but whatever, I still like it.

As a Blackhawks fan I really never expected to ever cheer for the Blues in a final, but superfuck the Bruins.