Does it really matter....sit back and enjoy the chaos.

Agreed. I was excited when Baldwin mentioned planning some sort of protest, and instead we get this, which said what, exactly? If anything, it will give ammo to Kaepernick’s detractors, who will point to this and say “See, you can make your point while still respecting the anthem!”

Sarcasm, as it’s called on the internet, isn’t primarly concerned with accuracy

I’m not pithy enough to make a good joke about this, so I feel compelled to go the serious route.

That Marine didn’t even take off his hat!

During the national anthem I was lying naked on my couch trying to eat corn chips off my chest without using my hands. I hope I didn’t offend anybody.

Pretty fucking disrespectful of the person taking that photograph of the guy raising his fist in the air because they’re obviously not looking at the flag or showing the flag respect during the anthem. Seriously. And the ball boy on the field should also be shot because it’s fucking disrespectful to not have your full…

I’m sorry I can’t hear you. I’m engulfed in faux rage over a football game. Please try again later.

Can we stop these people from exercising their constitutional right, please? It’s making my ribeye steaks and Bud Light taste bad

That’s the worst performance of YMCA I’ve ever seen.

Nothing new. Bills players constantly missed catching the bus when Bettis was in the league.

“Bus means penis, right?”

-Bills fans

Interesting, usually the only things Bills linebackers miss is tackles.

If he hollers, let him go, Lewis.

You’d think so, but between things like this, or Dennis Wideman of the Calgary Flames in the NHL last season, it does seem to happen more often than one would think.

I’m not sure they can do that according to the rules- but if they can’t do that, they SHOULD be able to. Nothing tells people not to try decking an official like punishing the entire team for his stupidity by declaring an instant loss to them. Seems fair to me.

this is a reasonable take, no sarcasm intended

If I was on that crew I would say that the game was over and the team that schmuck was on had forfeited.

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I guess Rapist Sasquatch is an early favorite for Worst Mascot in the next Deadspin Awards.