Except that his career hasn’t started to tank; it’s been ranked for a while now.

Even more reason for the Jays to get this shit locked up and take the trophy this year while we can!

As a sad Niners fan, I approve of this joke.

Yup, I stopped after I read that one. There are no words. Not even the best words would suffice.

I like this idea best; one permanent location in each continent for each of the summer and winter games. I know the maintenance issue is still problematic but if done right it can be managed.

They still make desktop computers?

Were the rumours of World Cup stadiums from two years ago brig now completely empty and used as bus parking lots true? Not being combative, I really would like to know since there’s this perception that if you host either the WC or Olympics, quite often the billions spent is not well served to the people.

I'll do it! I could use he work and I can proof read fuck outta the!

I just read this whole article and have no idea what's going on. Should I seek help?

You haven’t been here long enough if you’re calling it “ice” hockey.

What, the fact that there are two, TWO CFL posts on Deadspin in a single night.

Oskie wee-wee!

The image of someone, anyone, beating off to a football match is fucking hilarious...and sounds like it could be a deleted scene in Trainspotting.

Nice. I have a Benfica jersey with his name on it but where the fuck is he now? Didn't he end up in MLS???

I don't know if I agree with you (maybe?) but God damn I love your handle!

The record in Florida is 14 feet.

Fuck, that’s a great heads-up move on Vasquez’s part.

Shit, that wasn’t even intentional.

It’s like an elevator but with more pooping.