What was that Tina Fey/Sarah Palin joke?

Translation: My son fucks around, but he is not gay. Therefore, I am pretty chill with fornicating, but still hate on the gay stuff.

Dr. Doom is a threat to everyone which I think was where things would go after Kang. But the problem was probably going way too big way too soon. Like Thanos is awesome and glad they did it, but maybe it happened way faster than we realized or wanted.

Her logic is the same as the right wing’s regarding guns.

Seems like we should just put chatgpt in charge of them with a button on the outside to let it speak to the other driver over speaker.

For a slicer-movie, no doubt a Lexus from the last decade. And then for pure terror, there is the Ford Mustang, but that would be a documentary, not a movie.

If the myriad of cameras carried by these autonomous cars is not enough to catch and prosecute the perpetrators, there’s always plan B:

As someone considering an EV really soon, there can only be 2 ways to go about maintaining an EV battery:

I love bagging on Musk as much as the next guy, but this disclaimer is pretty normal for basically every shareholder call.

Caution: Tesla may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.

“And while ass-covering corporate disclaimers are a standard part of any company’s public announcements, when it comes to Tesla and its extremely loose relationship with its own deadlines, a statement this thorough carries extra meaning.”

Come on, Mes. They’re saving themselves for the right cheating husband.

If they’re so wanted by men, why are they single now?

but ditching a kid to make a flight you’ve basically already missed isn’t world-class parent material.

Disagree. The job itself is inherently dangerous (some of these people are working on live power for f&cksakes) and at that height in those conditions, you can’t engineer out all of the hazards. Most of these workers (and PS, there are women who work these jobs as well) take safety VERY, very, seriously. 

That said, I…

Yeah but if they acknowledged that they’d also have to acknowledge their shitty, dead marriage is a shitty, dead marriage.

I cannot imagine packing another human’s suitcase aside from a child or an ill person. I would never assume my husband’s day-to-underwear ratio.

While I know this job can be dangerous......For FUCKS SAKE your husband isn’t going off to war for a year. Jesus Christ.

The only winning move is not to play.

“The report includes details for purposefully targeting civilian populations...”