Nah, but yours seems to enjoy it quite a bit.

Just spitballing here, but one way of avoiding this nonsense might be to hand a 10 game suspension to a player who gets recalled and immediately gets a match penalty. There’s no other reason Sestito was called up except to fight and to unleash dirty hits. He’s has no place in the NHL.

Fighting in hockey is dumb and should be banned. Having said that, fighting in hockey is dumb and should be banned.

Parents with spoiled little shits in one building, well-mannered adults in another. Can we make this permanent?

In Buffalo, they would say Taylor—

“Who are our options? The kneeling kid with a ‘fro, a breakable old man, or Smokin’ Jay? Yeah, let’s just pay Tyrod.”

No Romo was not going to fall in their urine-soaked laps. Romo would fall through a table on fire and they were very concerned he would immediately go on IR for the season.

I figured it was just don’t let her near any stars.

You make an interesting point and now maybe I’m all for this.

I think this is great, because it will ensure that there are less kids in the theatres without jungle gyms.

“But it’s a *dry* indifference”

I would like to further contribute to the Bag of Dicks GoFundMe.

That never happens in the real world. The boss then hires his daughters husband to be his chief of staff while you are left as Governor of New Jersey were everyone hates you.

The mandate to eat the bag of dick stands, just not a mandated coverage for any subsequent health issues.

Because the assholes yelling “meritocracy” the loudest are usually using it as a substitute for a Just World Fallacy. For example, how poor inner city minority students should be judged on the same college admissions criteria as privately tutored rich students attending elite prep academies, with all the advantages…

Ha! Busted! It’s impossible for Obama to have told poor people to buy cheaper phones because everyone knows Obama gave them free phones. Duh.

Meritocracy is a fine idea. The problem is every successful person assumes that he got where he is because of merit. When the truth of the matter is 70% got lucky. 25% are assholes who stabbed their friends in the back. 4% got where they are because they are white, tall and have a full head of hair. Only 1%…

Because people who start out on third base definitely deserve the runs they score as much as people who start on the bench.

Is the stomach pain from eating so many dicks going to be covered under the Republican plan?