Predators got dreads, AI’s got dreads. Just sayin’ #nobama

Not a big fan of pickled cabbage in general, but I agree with your point. Mayo is the real villain here. Down with Mayo!

Obama is really Allen Iverson?

The TSA not being very secure? The same TSA that caught 4% of test weapons and explosives that were sent through?

Fran:

I want President Robot to jail all the coleslaw makers.

In a hypothetical future presidential election, would you rather vote for an alien or A.I.?

My thoughts on this fine start to November:

“What are you going to do about it? Its a two party system, you have to vote for one of us!”

That’s Aunt Flo

You people are incompetent. What you NEED is a decently hard wooden pizza paddle, and then you don’t even have to worry about the sharpness of the roller. And if you don’t want the paddle, just get a good wooden cutting board, it’s not that hard and OH MY GOD IT’S LIKE TALKING TO MY GIRLFRIEND WHEN WE MAKE PIZZA AT…

“What’s the sport that’s the most fun to play but least fun to watch?”

For real though, I do spend an unreasonable amount of time every day worried that I will accidentally kill someone.

“Aw man! Sorry! Tina’s great aunt is visiting that week (NOTE: She has no great aunt).”

As I said, dysfunction breeds dysfunction. Cutler has to take some responsibility for his development or lack thereof because he is a professional. Even if conditions aren’t great, you still have to choose how to conduct yourself. And in all honesty, Cutler could have long ago worked on his tendency to gamble, as well…

Guaranteed Rate Field: Home of the White Sox...’Where the Interest is Always Low!’

...it seems weird that a mortgage company’s logo is an upside-down house

Nice, but in order to feel truly outraged I am going to need a ten year old video of Trump saying, “Grab them by the loophole.”

This has been the story of the Cubs postseason though. For some reason, they are completely unable to hit anything with movement. Tim Wakefield probably could pitch 4 straight games and beat the Cubs singlehandedly.