Ms Feinberg knows nothing of our banking or plans for healthcare. She works in our Marketing department, discrediting people like Alex Jones who try to spread the truth.

Sometimes. At this time of year, we’re pretty busy rigging the election, planning our war on Christmas, and deciding who will win Oscars.

Mark Caldwell was such a dick!!

Well to be fair the first humans to inhabit the earth 6,000 years ago seemed to get along with the dinosaurs just fine.

Unfortunately, Tiffany and Melania’s lack of ribbon experience showed, as the more seasoned Trumps had already made a clean cut when they were barely halfway.

Strange, I thought that Freemasons control everything:

Trump’s son-in-law, daughter, and grandchildren are Jewish.

“To the privileged, equality feels like oppression”

Never forget.

SHOCKING NEW EVIDENCE SUGGESTS HILLARY CLINTON, IN CONJUNCTION WITH THE JEWISH MAFIA AND THE NEW YORK TIMES, WAS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE EXTINCTION OF THE DINOSAURS

They run Uber, they run the health care, they’re going to scam you, they’re going to hurt you.

I’ll bow to my new Jewish overlords if they get me Uber. What the fuck, you can control the world’s banks and the media but you can’t get Uber in Binghamton? You guys need to get your shit together.

You know who else hated the Jews? Mark Caldwell, this guy I knew in grad school.

You specifically, no. But we can add an agenda item.

Tiffany : Dad, can I stand with you on stage?

“Not my first choice, believe me.”

All of them.

It must be heartbreaking, knowing that your father doesn’t really want to have sex with you.

I always get them mixed up, which one was married to Lamar Odom?

Don’t worry our fearless leader Trump says that climate change is a myth, it will stay hidden like his tax returns and true hairline