Yeah, but if this school is receiving one penny in federal funding, I wouldn’t mind bringing the hammer down on shit like this.

Oy Vey.

Poor Patty Mills. So young, so full of life. You will be missed brother.

That’s what you took from it. Amazing. Sometimes I forget I’m on Gawker, but then I get to the comments, and I’m like “Oh yeah!”

That’s what you took from it. Amazing. Sometimes I forget I’m on Gawker, but then I get to the comments, and I’m…

These people truly believe that they compelled by God to establish an American Christian theocracy. It’s batshit and terrifying.

Do you like movies about gladiators?

i dunno but it’s gotta be something racist

“No one at ESPN wants Rovell beheaded in Times Square, but many were angry he still gets paid to rephrase #brand #content.”

A lot of what’s referred to as “PC” nowadays is just people not being retrograde sociopaths.

Dunno, it seems like a pretty good position to me. Refusing to take orders from a remora piece of shit like Dana White is the right move, every time.

I think you’ve got it backward, my friend. It’s more like: a lot of terrible players ended up on the mid-late ’90s Rangers.

It has nothing to do with the interference call. Look at that girl’s reaction. I know a sidepiece when I see one.

On one hand, seeing all the LeBron haters eat shit after he wins another title would be great, but on the other, the hot takes that would pop up if GS win 73 but don’t win the title, that just sounds awful. Plus, the latter would mean MJ-stans (not that he isn’t the best, but my god, people worship him like their peak…

Because the best experiments are the ones done only once and never repeated?

I ask this with immense fondness: u mad

Awww man! Soooo ... we were going to wait to announce this until next week but I’m terrible at keeping secrets — I’m coming back to Deadspin :)

Goodell and his inner circle are probably the most inept bunch of shitheads ever to run a major US business.