I absolutely will not. How dare you.

That’s a Blazers’ broadcaster, Mike Barrett. The Blazers broadcasting team are possibly the biggest homers in the league. He was probably genuinely upset at the outcome.

Once upon a spring day dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,
Over defensive schemes both four-and-three and three-four—
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
“’Tis Peter King,” I muttered, “tapping at my chamber door—
Only this and…

No, you don’t. New team, started from scratch and not some sort of legacy team passed from billionaire to billionaire, earns points in its debut race. That’s impressive regardless of country of origin. That it is an American team means that we’re just going to be obnoxious about it, because we have a huge chip on our…

Even if it is about science degrees, racism is still part of the equation. Racism in part keeps POC out of science fields. Schools in areas with a larger percentage of black or Hispanic students are often lacking in quality education. Even students who are able to to move on to college may find themselves dealing with…

For those curious: Robert Sarver was born into a prominent business family in Tuscon, Arizona. His father, among other things, ran a savings and loan where Sarver worked as a teenager. Sarver started on the road of super richness in 1994 when at age 33 he started his own bank in Tuscon.

It makes me happy when bad things happen to Chris Paul on the basketball court.

Andre Drummond is what DeAndre Jordan would be if DeAndre Jordan wasn’t a useless fucking shithead.

Did anyone else listen to his interview on Morning Edition this morning?

The same fan threatened to blow up US Bank Stadium if the Vikings signed Robert Turbin.

Sikh and you shall find bigots and racists everywhere.

“This Sunday, the garbage ass Forty Niners helmed by future quarterback training facility owner Blaine Gabbert will face the eternal tire fire of the Cleveland Browns, led by future “What happened to..” documentary subject Johnny Manziel!
Don’t miss a moment of this exciting turd smolder, as both teams push for draft…

And now that fucking song is in my head.

Yes. Not to mention that as a boy, Mirza learned to hoop while bombs rained down during the Bosnian war. You remember: When Serbian leader Slobodan Milosevic’s ‘policy’ for Bosnian Muslims—kill ‘em all!—got him convicted of international war crimes.

Mirza is another Muslim athlete. Someone let the Donald know.

Ted Cruz is that one guy on a night out who refused to get the bus with everyone else, and you’re stuck waiting around for him at the pub before the club for so long that you fuck off to the club (you call/text him and he doesn’t call back), only to get continuous texts with variations of “Where r u?” that you don’t…