To be fair, you can’t hurry Love. No, you just have to wait.

This is as important a story as Deadspin has ever done. My contempt for Hardy, Jones and Goodell is matched only by my admiration for Diana’s epic reporting.

This is beyond horrifying.

Chalmers: Hi yes, operator, this is Mario Chalmers and I have an issue here in the 305.

We’ll see who’s joking around after Friday’s doubleheader against the Canadiens.

Joke’s on you, John Brown—my girlfriend is also a fantasy!

You should really back away from the keyboard.

Your comment is butt.

Even then, I have a problem with it, because the coach and the Christian kids are going to notice who’s not attending those prayer meetings. It’s implied coercion.

What kind of criminal would ring the door bell? If it was really closed, wouldn’t a criminal just break in and steal shit? He had the actions of someone acting like they wanted to buy stuff, not like he wanted to steal.

Shirtless Eagles Supporter Needs Chest Supporter

I’m going to go as a tax on our personal freedoms.

The biggest asshole I have ever encountered in real life was a greasy, disgusting 40+ year old man shopping with his walker using elderly mother who as they walked to their car was screaming at her to hurry up and called her a “Fucking cunt of a mother”. After he crammed the shopping bags in to the trunk, he slammed…

Paul Ryan’s entire life is an example of “for me, but not thee.”

I was gonna vote for Dan Majerle anyway.

a) You probably don’t ride. Believe me, there are plenty of places that are unsafe for a car to pass where it’s no problem for a bike (either due to the bike being able to do the pass or simply because of things like better sightlines due to lane positioning etc). So it comes down to The Law vs. common sense, being…

Yeah I mean he’s not wrong. But he’s wrong about it being an insult.