“It’s important to keep every workplace drug-free. You don’t want people on drugs running the fryer at McDonalds.”

Are you seriously comparing deflated footballs to throwing a women onto a couch covered in guns?

I think that one of the main reasons these jokes are considered acceptable is the way it was framed by the media - as a Barnes vs. Fisher battle . Two rich men acting like High Schoolers over a girl is funny. However, that framing eliminates Gloria from the story. By doing so, it eliminates the real terror that must…

Public sector Wisconsin worker here. You’re not allowed to hate him more than I am.

Punt man. Sounds way better than Punter. Punt man it is.

“I’m more into stealing from black musicians from the 30’s”

Well I’m crying like a goddamn baby now.

Sure. Eliminate conferences. There is no East. There is no West. No Up. No Down. Just circles of friends holding hands and putting snipped flowers into the barrels of rifles. Am I an Irish boy from Chicago or am I a being of pure energy born in the sun and to the sun returning, a circle unbroken and timeless? There…

Kim, you gotta know you done fucked up when...

Goddamit Kim, now Jesus has to pick up the slack since there’s one less person in the office. He’s definitely not going to be able to slide out early the Friday before a 3 day weekend.

I don’t think it can be pointed out often enough the degree to which the NFL, in actuality, does not give a shit about the military but uses the partnership for 1) profit and 2) so that all the military nomenclature that is shit out the mouths of the Bucks and Nantzes of the world of a thin veneer of support from the…

Buddy Guy, Buddy Miles and Jack Bruce

Sucks when people call you names based on your outward appearances, dosen’t it?

I've shared this story before, but it fits in well here, too.