a) You probably don’t ride. Believe me, there are plenty of places that are unsafe for a car to pass where it’s no problem for a bike (either due to the bike being able to do the pass or simply because of things like better sightlines due to lane positioning etc). So it comes down to The Law vs. common sense, being…

Yeah I mean he’s not wrong. But he’s wrong about it being an insult.

first of all

“It’s important to keep every workplace drug-free. You don’t want people on drugs running the fryer at McDonalds.”

Are you seriously comparing deflated footballs to throwing a women onto a couch covered in guns?

I think that one of the main reasons these jokes are considered acceptable is the way it was framed by the media - as a Barnes vs. Fisher battle . Two rich men acting like High Schoolers over a girl is funny. However, that framing eliminates Gloria from the story. By doing so, it eliminates the real terror that must…

Public sector Wisconsin worker here. You’re not allowed to hate him more than I am.

Punt man. Sounds way better than Punter. Punt man it is.

“I’m more into stealing from black musicians from the 30’s”

Well I’m crying like a goddamn baby now.

Sure. Eliminate conferences. There is no East. There is no West. No Up. No Down. Just circles of friends holding hands and putting snipped flowers into the barrels of rifles. Am I an Irish boy from Chicago or am I a being of pure energy born in the sun and to the sun returning, a circle unbroken and timeless? There…

Kim, you gotta know you done fucked up when...

Goddamit Kim, now Jesus has to pick up the slack since there’s one less person in the office. He’s definitely not going to be able to slide out early the Friday before a 3 day weekend.