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Beating his girlfriend was bad enough, he didn't have to slaughter an art form too.

this is good kinja

1) Being from the Midwest is not a race. 2) Drew is from the Midwest. 3) How insecure of your beliefs and likes do you have to be to go to bat for an entire region of the country?

For those of you who don't know what Francis Slay looks like, this is him:

"I am shocked."

Don't be so sure there isn't. We don't know everything that goes down out in the wild.

40 yr old white guy in khakis: "Yeah, wow, this place is really out there, huh? I thought these were only in Apple Stores."

Clearly, this bear went to college and was an Ursa Major.

Wade Boggs. The answer is Wade Boggs.

Q: So how about their chili?

Interesting, it's usually cougars at GOP fundraisers.

I'm guessing ignoring it altogether will improve my life.

The best way to defeat GoPro man is to gain the powers of the other boss, Maurice Clarett, first.

So that WASN'T the guy from the Daily Show pro-Redskins panel, right?

How in the world could anyone argue for 5 over 9? That's just crazy talk.

Nah, 11 is pretty cool.

I vote to move #12 down the list a few spots after last night.

I bet Peterson really wishes he could've played now having learned that the Falcons can't defend themselves either.