If you smoke marijuana, Tony Stewart will kill you.

Fitzpatrick: I'm not a man of many words! I hate pleonasm, despise verbosity, and detest loquaciousness! I'm not going to practice circumlocution here, fellows, nor try to pass off some periphrasis as hortatory rhetoric! No! All the vainglory and speechifying—I'll leave that to others! What I want to say is LET'S GET…

Let him stay. He's the only thing on the screen that makes any goddamn sense.

He fooled Baseball Doucher?! That's unforgivable.

The authorities really need to get that old, fat, shitty, lazy, probably half-senile bear back where he belongs, the Sunday NFL Countdown desk.

I'm a Washington native and a life-long relatively die hard Washington fan, and these people are the dumbest of the fucking dumbest. There is an odd, nostalgic part of me that will feel the loss of something from my childhood (when I was a kid, I thought the name had to do with the color of the football, actually),…

This was horrible. I mean these fans were having a good time minding their own business, when all of a sudden a bunch of strangers barge in invading their space, trying to force their beliefs on them, calling them names and leaving the fans feeling totally denigrated and completely attacked.... wait...

As a fellow R******* fan, allow me to jump in and offer a tepid defense of these "dull-witted" fans. We like a football team. That's supposed to be a diversionary experience. None of us wants our fandom to become a lightning rod for controversy, we just want to root for our terrible football team and that's it. …

NFL RUMOR ALERT: Rex Ryan pushing extremely hard to land Ryan Tannehill.

I get the feeling these particular fans are more concerned about the pussification of America than about violence in and around football.

Shut up, honky.

Who the hell would bait clicks by writing about MLS?

I'm glad Hester pulled off a rushing TD, and I'm curious if he can do the same against an NFL team later this season.

I think Washington fans are happy if a QB can come out of a series without tearing up a knee or an ankle.

Kirk Cousins played last year and stunk. I don't know why people keep ignoring this.

...I don't think I'm the one undervaluing The Big Boss. I'm just agreeing that generally speaking, people need more Bruce Lee in their lives. I wouldn't even necessarily go along with Chinese Connection as the jump-off point. Realistically, the best place to start for the uninitiated is probably Enter the Dragon,…

You're way underrating The Big Boss. It's totally incoherent but its central conceit - that Bruce Lee is essentially a lethal weapon held down by his necklace - is even more amazing when you consider that he's basically a nobody at this point in his career. There's no reason to be afraid of him being unleashed from…

I've only read the headline so far, but I just wanted to say: Goddamn right.

I have a hard time with Senna for the lead shot.