Thor: Because it hurts.
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“struggling to regulate the booming cryptocurrency market”
Twitter.
That’s no Star Trek hat. It’s Star Wars. Long live the Empire!
If that photo is current, then he’s gained some weight and, most importantly, looks like he’s had a small dose of reality punched into his most punchable face.
It’s not a meme without the photo.
“which had amassed around 30,000 subscribers”
One time is all it takes. Any network engineer who spent time, effort, energy (and maybe money for a Cisco certification or two) to get their title and is referred to by everyone else as “IT guy” is somewhere between disrespectful and rude. Their title is network engineer. Use it.
Parents should “follow the money”. Where are their kids getting money from and where are they spending it? If the kid has to demonstrate by using a balance sheet to show where every penny of an allowance goes and some of it “mysteriously vanishes” then there’s the smoking Juul.
What ads?
Christian Science Monitor? I generally get my news from a wide variety of non-traditional sources because the coverage of what’s happening around the world that comes out of the U.S. media ranges from shallow to fearmongering. Christian Science Monitor is still fairly unbiased and balanced journalism that…
Shh. Don’t let Jalopnik hear you.
Jalopnik produces more amazing in-depth articles than Gizmodo. True story.
Except Kim Jong Un is probably a woman.
This article’s headline is the best I’ve seen from Giz in a while.
“TP USA”
“The UE Wonderboom is an adorable little speaker that”
“The UE Wonderboom is an adorable little speaker that”
No vomiting or urinating games?!
How did he become a billionaire? Then get everyone to boycott that until he runs out of money. What a jerk.
My future car will sense that I prefer to take a nap when I don’t have to drive. It will also sense that I won’t appreciate being rudely awakened by it playing an ad when it finds an “accidental” sledgehammer inside the speaker that emitted the ad.