Seems like this plot point should be in a Nicolas Cage movie.

“On the one hand-I too smoke crack everyday...it’s not like I work where my “habit” can do serious damage.... and, as a school bus driver,”

I recommend using a webcam instead of going through the hassle of flying to see family and maybe a few friends for just a couple of days around Christmas time. With a half-decent Internet connection, there’s very little difference to actually being there. Consider the cost: $400 to $650 round-trip tickets, less sleep,…

I’ve got a simple answer to any law enforcement that wants this to pass: No.

No, you aren’t getting old. This is the sort of thing that causes unrest. And might be all we need to eliminate to get things like school shootings and the like to go away.

I once intentionally blocked a guy off who was one piece away from taking longest road away from someone else. I was super far behind compared to everyone else and it was a real dick move. He was so mad but I was laughing so hard. The other people playing later told me that they were concerned that he might punch me…

I once intentionally blocked a guy off who was one piece away from taking longest road away from someone else. I was…

The Steam holiday sale started today and is going on right now. There are some excellent deals on various AAA titles (e.g. 85% off Just Cause 3). Steam is bombarding me with notifications that multiple games on my wishlist are on sale.

The Steam holiday sale started today and is going on right now. There are some excellent deals on various AAA titles…

Point out that racism is unacceptable in any and all contexts and switch the topic to the weather.

Ajit Pai’s face looks VERY punchable.

“Dogs and cats are the best and I just can’t get enough of them.”

If we’re lucky, all the fracking in the region will open up the earth and swallow Scott and his entourage whole while feasting. If that happens, hopefully it’ll all be recorded on video.

“you can skip the turkey this year”

That last name has to be alien. “Vakoch” is something only an alien would come up with when asked, “What’s your name.”

“I think we have pretty great confidence that he doubly-b tetraquark could exist”

Italian *sausage* in vegetable lasagna...uh...well...um...

You could just get the T-shirt.

The one time that I think this is a perfectly valid explanation.

“For the uninitiated, DNS services are an essential component of the internet, translating actual IP addresses such as “151.101.1.34” into easy-to-remember names like “Gizmodo.com.””

There is one trilogy and one book I’d love to see be made into movies or really great TV miniseries. However, given that Hollywood and various producers are more interested in special effects, there’s a huge probability that they would fail. Even though I watched them all, I did NOT like the LOTR or Hobbit movies and…

“Your trains suck, your people suck, your attitudes suck, and your pizza sucks!”