“decimate those rules”
Hmm...so you basically ran a phishing attack against the government...
I came here expecting to see someone literally handed their ass. I’m leaving quite disappointed.
He likes pointing at his teeters though.
“their tendency to sound cheap and tinny”
“Here’s a cool hack to remember next time you’re embroiled in battle against a jar lid that refuses to budge: use a rubber band.”
I guess the answer will somehow involve the porn industry.
I got an e-mail earlier today from Google saying:
On a positive note, the pilot kindly removed the left turn signal before landing on the street that those cars were going to turn onto.
“I simply could not get my mind around the fact that Terrance, of all people, could have done those things. And I was the hardly the only one to feel that way.”
These e-mail shenanigans are extremely minor compared to this:
And learn how to correctly spell a few words from the dictionary every day. Or use a spell checker.
I do this all the time. I never get any of those awards.
Well, Bill Paxton was holding them at bay with his mighty prowess.
In mother Russia, the Kool-Aid drinks you.
I used to hate English muffins. I tried everything to make them better.
If I were to fry up ramen, I’d do it with bacon or duck fat. Because if you are going to go nuts, you might as well go crazy.
“It’s not clear yet what Kim will be charged with.”
The last item in the list should be “Flattened by large asteroid.”