Because I am clearly too easily amused this comment made me snort tea out of my nose and all over my keyboard and monitor.
Apparently in California if you “apprentice” with a lawyer for a certain period of time, you can take the bar even if you haven’t been to law school. That seems...way less ideal for learning a massive subject like the law than if you were to get a formal education, but hey wtf do me and my student loans know, right? Read more
This dude looks like some kinda bizzaro universe cishet moldy ass dollar general version of Elton john about to fill in for the live action version of Dr. Teeth and the electric mayhem.
These people look like walking STDs
What is his talent other than looking like a fucking asshole? Because he has a real talent for that. He is fucking nailing it.
Trump would be a slave dealer. He’d probably run a damn breeding operation.
In THREE DIFFERENT ARMIES. He led Virginia/British troops in the French and Indian War, became General in Continental forces, and was the only sitting president to ever lead an army, leading the US Army during the Whiskey Rebellion.
Bloom County is here to help. After being hit by a falling anchor, Donald Trump’s brain has been reanimated in the body of a long-dead, cloned Communist cat (it’s complicated):
Well, Trump is used to not paying his workers, so maybe he could.
... and he’s doing incredible things that a lot of very smart people are talking about.
No, I wouldn’t say so. Washington inherited an estate and several slaves from his father. Mount Vernon itself was inherited from his brother Lawrence (who had named it after his commanding officer in the Royal Navy). Then he married Martha Dandridge, who was the wealthiest woman in British America at the time. The… Read more