Would those be the same ones you had taking care of the Bonwit Teller panels?

Alrighty then

Are you sure? Think again

Because I am clearly too easily amused this comment made me snort tea out of my nose and all over my keyboard and monitor.

Apparently in California if you “apprentice” with a lawyer for a certain period of time, you can take the bar even if you haven’t been to law school. That seems...way less ideal for learning a massive subject like the law than if you were to get a formal education, but hey wtf do me and my student loans know, right?

This dude looks like some kinda bizzaro universe cishet moldy ass dollar general version of Elton john about to fill in for the live action version of Dr. Teeth and the electric mayhem.

Wouldn’t be surprised if he had scabies. I’m itching just looking at him.

These people look like walking STDs

What is his talent other than looking like a fucking asshole?  Because he has a real talent for that.  He is fucking nailing it.

Trump would be a slave dealer. He’d probably run a damn breeding operation.

I want to see him mow that fucking bowling green 18th century style for less money than GW did.

In THREE DIFFERENT ARMIES. He led Virginia/British troops in the French and Indian War, became General in Continental forces, and was the only sitting president to ever lead an army, leading the US Army during the Whiskey Rebellion.

Bloom County is here to help. After being hit by a falling anchor, Donald Trump’s brain has been reanimated in the body of a long-dead, cloned Communist cat (it’s complicated):

Never go to a historic site on a day that kids don’t have school. It’s absolute insanity.

Well, Trump is used to not paying his workers, so maybe he could.

No, I wouldn’t say so.  Washington inherited an estate and several slaves from his father.  Mount Vernon itself was inherited from his brother Lawrence (who had named it after his commanding officer in the Royal Navy).  Then he married Martha Dandridge, who was the wealthiest woman in British America at the time.  The…

I think his slaves would have something to say about that “self made” claim.

Satire is dead

I’m just stuck on the floor boards and building it for less. Like...it’s hundreds of years old.

I’m honestly astounded that this isn’t satire.