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Apr 16 2019
7

Apparently in California if you “apprentice” with a lawyer for a certain period of time, you can take the bar even if you haven’t been to law school. That seems...way less ideal for learning a massive subject like the law than if you were to get a formal education, but hey wtf do me and my student loans know, right? Read more

Apr 16 2019
2

This dude looks like some kinda bizzaro universe cishet moldy ass dollar general version of Elton john about to fill in for the live action version of Dr. Teeth and the electric mayhem.

Apr 16 2019
4

What is his talent other than looking like a fucking asshole?  Because he has a real talent for that.  He is fucking nailing it.

Apr 11 2019
2

Trump would be a slave dealer. He’d probably run a damn breeding operation.

Apr 10 2019
8

I want to see him mow that fucking bowling green 18th century style for less money than GW did. Read more

Apr 10 2019
14

In THREE DIFFERENT ARMIES. He led Virginia/British troops in the French and Indian War, became General in Continental forces, and was the only sitting president to ever lead an army, leading the US Army during the Whiskey Rebellion.

Apr 10 2019
5

Bloom County is here to help. After being hit by a falling anchor, Donald Trump’s brain has been reanimated in the body of a long-dead, cloned Communist cat (it’s complicated):

Apr 10 2019
5

Never go to a historic site on a day that kids don’t have school. It’s absolute insanity. Read more

Apr 10 2019
6

Well, Trump is used to not paying his workers, so maybe he could.

Apr 10 2019
32

... and he’s doing incredible things that a lot of very smart people are talking about.

Apr 10 2019
6

No, I wouldn’t say so.  Washington inherited an estate and several slaves from his father.  Mount Vernon itself was inherited from his brother Lawrence (who had named it after his commanding officer in the Royal Navy).  Then he married Martha Dandridge, who was the wealthiest woman in British America at the time.  The Read more